CALLING ALL BOYS

Vintage photo of young boy yelling

Okay, fellas, lissen up!

Last time out, I took the ladies on a tour of vintage how-to books plus ads in magazines and comic books to see what wisdom and good ol’ common sense was available to their grandmothers and even great-grandmothers.

Now, it’s your turn.

Believe it or not, there was a time when every boy was expected to be (and wanted to be) handy around the house and handy with his fists.

vintage ad for chemistry set
Curious and capable.
Vintage ad for Boy radio repair
Strong and straight.
Handy Andy tool set
Skilled.

Our enemies feared this breed of boy and began a constant campaign of criticism and ridicule against all the manly virtues that had been the norm.

The result?

The making of the Modern Male

Several generations of sissies who mutilate their bodies and are incapable of throwing a ball, changing a lightbulb, cooking a steak or winning fair maiden’s heart.

Vintage ad - Hey Skinny yer ribs are showing

If you are one of these suicides-in-training, I urge you to follow the advice of yesteryear and snap the fuck out of your deluded, deballed, deracinated life and fight your way back to he-man health and happiness.

If you are a mother, please raise your boys to be men not feminized mama’s boys.

If you are a woman, do yourself a favor and encourage the boys and men in your life to act like real men.

Ladies, you’ll thank me for it.

Ready, boys? Repeat after me, “Curls for the girls!

Vintage photo - young boys lifting barbell
Weight lifting is a cheap, fast and easy way to gain muscle, lose flab and increase testosterone.

No excuses! You’re never too young or too old to get fit.

Bernard Macfadden at 65
The health “nut” Bernard Macfadden at 65.

Hey, ya wanna meet girls?

Stop playing computer games and start playing a musical instrument.

vintage ad - Play Like Elvis
Vintage ad - It's so easy to be popular

Chicks really dig drummers!

Hitler Youth Drummer
They laughed when I sat down at the piano

Yo, Dudes, learn to dance!

Girls love to dance and they love boys who can dance!

Vintage ad Learn to Bop

vintage ad - America Is A Dancing Land
Go to church dances and you will meet great girls!

Don’t forget what they say about artists and models…

Vintage ad for art instruction
Invite a dame up to your pad to see your etchings.

Remember – our enemy wants you to be dumbed-down, doped-up, docile and dependent.

Don’t be that dipshit.

Read, read and then read some more!

Vintage photo of young boy reading
vintage ad Find Your Future in books
Man overbored? Toss him a good book

You are the keepers of the flame!

You are the keepers of the watch!

You must hit the bullseye every time.

Vintage archery ads
Vintage ad for Bow and Arrow

You must keep your powder dry!

Vintage Bicycle gun holder ad

Vintage Remington gun Christmas ad

Vintage shooting' shell ad

Even The Bambino knew…

Vintage Babe Ruth gun ad

Armed with all those skills, you will be ready for your most important duty in life – being guardian of the family and our children’s future.

Thanksgiving Dinner
Our eternal enemies hate and fear everything this image represents. That’s why they mock it.

Boys, it’s time to grow up!

It’s time to put away your toys and become men!

Protect the Family - Reject Degeneracy

Boy Outa Brooklyn a murder-memoir by Jack Antonio
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