Okay, fellas, lissen up!
Last time out, I took the ladies on a tour of vintage how-to books plus ads in magazines and comic books to see what wisdom and good ol’ common sense was available to their grandmothers and even great-grandmothers.
Now, it’s your turn.
Believe it or not, there was a time when every boy was expected to be (and wanted to be) handy around the house and handy with his fists.
Our enemies feared this breed of boy and began a constant campaign of criticism and ridicule against all the manly virtues that had been the norm.
Several generations of sissies who mutilate their bodies and are incapable of throwing a ball, changing a lightbulb, cooking a steak or winning fair maiden’s heart.
If you are one of these suicides-in-training, I urge you to follow the advice of yesteryear and snap the fuck out of your deluded, deballed, deracinated life and fight your way back to he-man health and happiness.
If you are a mother, please raise your boys to be men not feminized mama’s boys.
If you are a woman, do yourself a favor and encourage the boys and men in your life to act like real men.
Ladies, you’ll thank me for it.
Ready, boys? Repeat after me, “Curls for the girls!“
No excuses! You’re never too young or too old to get fit.
Hey, ya wanna meet girls?
Stop playing computer games and start playing a musical instrument.
Chicks really dig drummers!
Yo, Dudes, learn to dance!
Girls love to dance and they love boys who can dance!
Don’t forget what they say about artists and models…
Remember – our enemy wants you to be dumbed-down, doped-up, docile and dependent.
Don’t be that dipshit.
Read, read and then read some more!
You are the keepers of the flame!
You are the keepers of the watch!
You must hit the bullseye every time.
You must keep your powder dry!
Even The Bambino knew…
Armed with all those skills, you will be ready for your most important duty in life – being guardian of the family and our children’s future.
Boys, it’s time to grow up!
It’s time to put away your toys and become men!